تالار زبانشناس

کبوتر یک سوسیس پیدا کرد!

از دیروز دارم به این داستان میخندم. خیلی جالبه حتما ببینید

البته ورژن ساده شدش در اپلیکیشن زبانشناس هم قرار گرفته:

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No pigeons drive the bus
Ain’t no birds gonna drive the bus
Don’t let the pigeon drive the bus
Pigeons can’t drive the bus

Oooh! A hot dog! Yummy! Yummy! Yummy! Aaaaaah…! May I help you?

Is that a “hot dog”?

Not a hot dog, my hot dog. Aaaah….

I have a question. I’ve never had a hot dog before… what do they taste like?

Well they are a taste sensation. Each morsel is a joy! A celebration in a bun! If you’ve never experienced the splendor of a hot dog, you should really… wait a second. This hot dog is mine. I found it!

Of course! Enjoy! Go ahead.

Aaaaaah…

Would you say that it taste like chicken?

Can you believe this guy?!

What…?

It just tastes like a hot dog, okay!?

Okay, okay! So, it doesn’t taste like chicken, then?

Oh, for Pete’s sake!

Hey, I’m just a curious bird.

That’s it! It’s my hot dog, right!? Mine! Mine! Mine! “I’m a curious bird!”, “what do they taste like?”, “blah, blah, blah!” Yeah, right! This is unbelievable! “finders, keepers” is what I say! I can’t take it anymore! What am I supposed to do?

I think I’ve got an idea.

You know, you’re pretty smart for a duckling.

Hmmm… needs mustard.

“Wait a second, how do you know about mustard?”
“I’m starting to get the feeling that maybe you have had a hot dog before.”
“Well, I’ve had mustard on cheeseburgers.”
“You’ve had cheeseburgers? What was it like?!”
“It was… a taste sensation.”
“A taste sensation! Tell me more! Was it big?”
“Medium-sized.”
“Medium-sized! That’s… one of my favorite of the three possible sizing varieties!”
“What kind of cheese?”
“A little cream cheese.”
“Oh, cream cheese! Oh, I love street food.”
“And did you eat all of it to yourself?”
"Yes, except one poppy seed.
“Except one poppy seed. Do you still have the poppy seed? Can I have the poppy seed?”
“I WANT THE POPPY SEED! GIMME THE POPPY SEED!”
“I WANT THE POPPY SEED!”
“I WANT THAT POPPY SEED! I WANT IT!”
“I’M GONNA EAT THE POPPY SEED!”
“Wait, what are you doing?!”
“Help! HELP!”
“STOOOOP!”

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