تغییر داستان "مایک اشپز است"🍝

I woke up suddenly.
What did you sleep?
The room was perfectly clear.
It was 3:13 pm.
I closed my eyes to sleep.

  • Wolf howling sound *
  • The moon is over again and the fucking wolves are howling. I always had problems with their voices.
    I got up and pulled the curtain.
    I went back to bed.
    The sound of the foot was coming from afar.
    The door slowly opened.
    I pulled the blanket over my head.
    / Who is it?
    Maybe it’s Becky. Are you becky?
    I could hear the heartbeat.
    The sound was muted.
    I slept.
    I woke up in the morning.
    Mike get up.
  • Becky ,I dreamed last night.
    -As always * voice of the female spirit *
    / What did you see in your sleep?
  • I don’t remember.
  • Enough,Come for breakfast
    I’m serious.
    Becky didn’t take my word seriously
    I ate breakfast and drank coffee.
    I drive my car to get to work.
    I’m a cook at an international restaurant.
    Everything was fine until an Iranian came to the restaurant and asked, “Do you have a Calaptch?”
    Clutch?
    Yeah.
    What it is?
    I have been feeling bad since I saw its photo.
    When I see an Iranian customers, I just cry.
    / You’d better change your job to being a Freelancer.
    Agree with you, Doctor.
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هنگام خواندن متن هم کمی تغییر دادم :sweat_smile:

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ایا اسم غذاس ؟؟؟ :grin::nerd_face:

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منظورم کله پاچه است دیگه
یه ایرانی بهش کله پاچه نشون داده و حالش بد شده طرف

کله پاچه جزو غذا های منفور دنیاست :sweat_smile:

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واااااای اصلا متوجه نشدم :sweat_smile::sweat_smile::sweat_smile::sweat_smile::sweat_smile::sweat_smile: خیلی باحال بوووود

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:pray: :slightly_smiling_face:

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یه نفر تویه زبانشناس هست هر وقت نظرسنجی میذارم میاد بهم رای منفی میده :laughing:

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