سلام از این به بعد اگه تو اینترنت به موضوعی برخوردید که شما رو به خنده وا داشت بیاید اینجا و اونو به اشتراک بزارید.
چند تا نکته درباره انتشار این موضوعات:
کوتاه باشند: منظورم از کوتاه این نیست یه عکس از اینترنت بردارید یه چی روش نوشته شده باشه. منظورم اینه مثله جوک فارسی یا یه داستان پند آور باشه. جلوتر تر یه چند تا مثال به اشتراک می زارم متوجه می شید.
از الفاظ نامناسب توش استفاده نشده باشه: همونطور که خودتون میدونید هر چیزی رو نمیشه به اشتراک گذاشت پس تو انتخاب موضوع احتیاط کنید ( و میدونم که می کنید)
حتما کلمات رو چپ چین کنید برای این کار شما دو تا راه دارید میتونید مثله عکس زیر متن رو علامت گذاری کنید و از ctrl+shift+C استفاده کنید
یا می تونید عکس رو در یه کد مخصوص قرار بدید بطور مثال کد پایین:
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قسمت متن رو حذف کنید و متن خودتون رو بین > < قرار بدید.
اگه تونستید یه ترجمه هم ارائه بدید: این مورد اجباری نیست. می تونید ارائه ندید.
با صدای خودتون متن انگلیسی رو اگه تونستید بخونید.
هدف این تاپیک افزایش خوندن مطالب به انگلیسیه. پس اگه فرصتی نشد که تو طول روز مطلبی بخونید، می تونید بیاید اینجا و کمی جک و داستان های خنده دار بخونید و کمی انگلیسی جذب کنید.
ضبط صدا هم برای تمرکز و تمرین بهتر روی آوای انگلیسی مناسبه.
A little girl asked her father
"How did the human race appear?"
The Father answered "God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so all mankind was
made"
Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question.
The mother answered
"Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
The confused girl went back to her father and said " Daddy, how is it possible that you told me
human race was created God and Mommy said they developed from monkeys?"
The father answered "Well, Dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and
your mother told you about her."
A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money.
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, ‘Did you see me rob this bank?’
The man replied, ‘Yes sir, I did.’
The robber then shot him in the temple , killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, ‘Did you see me rob this
bank?’
The man replied, ‘No sir, I didn’t, but my wife did!’
Moral - When Opportunity knocks… MAKE USE OF IT!
3 girls
A woman had 3 girls.
One day she decides to test her sons-in-law.
She invites the first one for a stroll by the lake shore ,purposely falls in and pretends to be
drowning.
Without any hesitation,the son-in-law jumps in and saves her.
The next morning,he finds a brand new car in his driveway with this message on the windshield.
Thank you !your mother-in-law who loves you!
A few days later,the lady does the same thing with the second son-in-law.
He jumps in the water and saves her also.
She offers him a new car with the same message on the windshield.
Thank you! your mother-in-law who loves you!
A few days later ,she does the same thing again with the third son-in-law.
While she is drowning,the son-in-law looks at her without moving an inch and thinks:
Finally,it,s about time that this old witch dies!
The next morning ,he receives a brand new car with this message .
Thank you! Your father-in-law.
The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present.
The student: I walk. You walk ....
The teacher intruptes him: Quicker please.
The student: I run. You run ...
عجبا
