Phew, why don’t I just die? My husband, shit, he’s a good for nothing moron. Why in the heavens name did I agreed to marry such a lunatic in the first place? I must’ve lost my mind. I’ve got to work all day while he stays home doing naught. God, they keep telling me that I’m freak. I just like to do experiments. All I did was to figure out what’ll happen if you put fire on someone’s hair. I didn’t know it might burn not only his hair but his skin as well. I really didn’t know. How could I possibly know? Come to think of it, that idiot brat is the one to blame, the blame is on him not me, if he’d just kept still while I was trying to pour that cask of oil on him, things wouldn’t’ve gone that far. I kept telling him what’s the difference between oil and water they’re both liquids you silly lad! But he wouldn’t buy it.
Urgh… can you believe that my own son fired me? He didn’t believe me. He believed the romors spread by that boy’s father. I don’t even know what an alien is. Dear god, I’m so lonely. But I won’t go back to that house. I won’t. What should I do now, tho?
Seriously guys, leave me out of this. Keep going. You’re hilarious.
No, I was just trying to show how weird I( your mom ) actually is. Because @erfansakkaki said that I have odd manners. So I thought I might as well be a complete freak. I burned someone on fire just to figure out what’ll happen next.
While the desperate @autophile and her runaway child @Mashreghi1 were on their own, bonding their minds, somewhat telepathing, and wondering about what the hell was going on in this story… the old psycho scientist is spitting blood on the floor due to the mighty punch of the shadowy figure guy. He’s his landlord, came for the delayed bills. The scientist “Alfredo Pesto” (A familiar name, right?) crawls and tries to find a way to get rid of the big guy. He suddenly finds one of his earliest inventions on the floor, “TeleNeedle,” and points it to the man!
“So you wanna beat me with that.” the landlord bursts into an EVIL LAUGHTER!
Suddenly, he feels a sting in his belly, and right before he throws another punch toward Alfredo, he vanishes by a cartoon fight cloud and an SFX of “blub,” then, teleports somewhere only God knows. The famous Alfredo takes a deep breath, tired of making all these made-up stories (and, of course, the force/energy he had to put together to attack the man with the needle). Next, he decides to leave the rest of the story to others until he gets fully healed and recovered.
@autophile I didn’t get what you meant by your husband?! Did you mean I’m your husband in the story? If yes, I should turn you down, because you came for the help and I didn’t ask you to marry me at all.
If you remember, at the beginning of our crap story , I informed Erfan, he’s my adoptive father. But he also said you are my birth mother. I’m thinking about the end of our story, where I’m not sure what will happen, but what I can be certain of, is that I will lose respect for myself . I didn’t want the story to take too many posts, because when someone comes in our thread to read what we are writing (an optimistic imagination), s/he will get confused. But it’s going better than I thought. So let’s keep the story going, and at the same time we can talk about other things as well.
I may know how the story ends, I mean I can always find a way to end stories with a happy ending, or the lamest ending in the history Anyway, I need you guys play your roles as you wish. I’ll try to wrap thing up in the end. This way, we can bond a everlasting friendship too. I don’t care what everyone else would think of us. I’m the most stupid person here, but I’m happy to be a part of the story.
I’ve been meaning to ask you something for some time but couldn’t find time to do so. Why did you teach yourself to convert books into audiobooks? Why don’t you simply use apps like, say, Castbox? You can find tons of audiobooks there and it’s for free. Don’t get me wrong but kindly don’t try to shoot any flippant remarks at me here. It’s important for me to know why some people do such a thing. Having problems with human voice, perhaps?
Sorry but like I said before leave me out of this. I can’t play my role. Anyway, I think up until now, you’re the coolest one of us. I really enjoy reading you. You’re a kick ass writer. That’s what you are. I’m impressed.
I really like your personality. Most of the time, I consider myself as a stupid looking and sounding person. But it gives me the confidence that I need to get improved beyond other people’s comprehension. And it works. I know what you’re saying. I really appreciate your presence here. You’re a great person.
BTW, we are four active people here so far. I know the other two for a long time now. If you saw any argument or insult, it’s not real. I thought you should know. They know I really respect them.
@boudicca who we know her as our “villain of the piece”, now is trying a new challenge so she doesn’t have enough time. And my mother, @autophile, is begging us to leave her out (which doesn’t sound like her ). So the next part of the story is on me. I’ll write it in the morning.
They know I really respect them.
). So the next part of the story is on me. I’ll write it in the morning.