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The book I read, the longman dictionary, doesn’t have an audiobook with human voice. This made me to try and find a way to make my own audio file. Anyway you should know something else about me. I don’t really try reading or listening to novels. I consider them, and I’m sorry to say so, as a waste of time.

Hey!!! :expressionless::expressionless::expressionless::expressionless:

Sorry, I preferred to continue this conversation here.
Look, let me put your mind at ease. Whatever you say, whenever you say, it isn’t interfering. I’m not emotionally sensitive. I even appreciate it if you say something.
Besides, this is a public thread. In most cases when you say something here, everybody can respond to that.

Also, I don’t like it there. Someone comes and creates a thread, then goes and barely even looks back. The creator of the topic didn’t even say to the people who took part there, they are welcomed and he’s happy to meet them. Do you call that a conversation? Leave him be. He doesn’t even deserve the smallest explanation.

I love this song. It has some sort of Korean vibe that I enjoy.

Doja Cat - Kiss Me More (feat. SZA)

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Hmm.


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I agree. :neutral_face:

:joy:


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I couldn’t disagree more with any of you!
You guys need to hospitalize in Arkham Asylum :joy:

I’ll bring daily novels for both of you written by myself.

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:joy:

Thank you for the novels. But I don’t want to be anywhere near him.

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:slightly_smiling_face:
Let’s just wait a moment and think about it. You are overlooking the fact that he is going to bring you novels every day. :slightly_smiling_face: Did you get that? Let me say it slowly. He…Erfan…will…bring you…novels. About 707-year-old alien children, slime energy balls (whatever that is; yeah! :slightly_smiling_face:), teleneedles and stuff.
Joker was in Arkham asylum. Something made joker, the way he was. Maybe it had something to do with Erfan’s novels, I wonder. :slightly_smiling_face: Getting scary, isn’t it?

:slightly_smiling_face:
(Doesn’t this emoji look like a psychopath? :grin:)

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Running away from home, Craig had nowhere to go. And no one to depend on. He walked towards the shore, tried to think about how he can continue the story. He walked nervously back and forth on the boardwalk. Suddenly, he thought about his own mother. He tried to contact her telepathically. But the only voice he could hear was this: “Leave me out of this, lad.” He thought to himself: “Lad? Is my mother Scottish. I think I must be from the planet Scotlandia. Good to know.”

Maybe there was a reason for Craig to be alive. Maybe he could take the revenge of his people, and the rest of the population on other continents of his planet, for some reason. Maybe he stayed alive to punish and kill @boudicca (Sorry, apparently you must die).
Yes, let’s go with this. So, he decided to find some kind of Yoda-like master and get stronger.

Do you think Craig can find a master of martial art to teach him a way or two to defeat his enemies? Stay tuned for the next episode on the channel LunacyLand. :grin:

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You’re so full of it. :roll_eyes:
You’re hopeless. :expressionless:


Who’s joker?

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You caught me :joy:

Meanwhile, the father was treating himself a perfect meal to celebrate :champagne: winning over the landlord

And wasn’t even thinking about the child and her mother :joy:

The green screen of the radar started beeping over and over again. “F*** my life, let me finish my meal you ******” whispered the old psycho. The radar was showing a signal trying to reach to a dot, but sth was ricocheting it.

“There you are BENCH” smirked Alferedo

He immediately started typing:
0010010110010011
0001101001101110100
0000010001100001

(To be continued)

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:unamused:
Way to go for telling your son you are not proud of him in the slightest, mum.
With you and a dad who celebrates while his son has run away from home, no wonder I’m such a missed-up kid (what the hell, Erfan! :face_with_raised_eyebrow:).

(The process of getting crazy started sooner than I thought. :grin:)

Let’s talk about a sane subject for a while. Speaking of hope, I always thought that watching and listening to the news on the radio, telly or any kind of social media, for that matter, just makes you think that there’s no hope in the world. It’s just negative events back-to-back which makes you believe that everything will be the same or worse (not a third option). Nothing good will ever happen. Do you think positive effects of following the news is more than it’s negativity?

The character. Joker in the Batman. The one that heath ledger played his role. Are you missing with me?

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Jealous by Labrinth


@Mashreghi1

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Telling me you are ignoring my messages doesn’t count as ignoring. It’s just pretending to ignore, and you want me to know this. :smile: (Not that I’m unfamiliar with a girl ignoring me. :joy:)

Beautiful song. Do they play it in funerals? :grin:

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Why do I like all your messages?! (Maybe I’m gonna build a friendship with you both and get closer, so I can murder you both)

I’m constantly avoiding listening to the news. Same goes for listening to RAP music because in my point of view, we’ll turn into what we listen. We already know everything is a mess, but listening over and over again to the same negative news, would be really bad for our mental health.

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And I rest my case. We are getting crazier. :grin:

Dude, I’m as good as dead already. I suggest you go after @autophile because, let’s face it, she’s an easy target. And more accessible. She’s in Iran. And she has no energy to resist.
I’m untouchable, man. And on the Canary Islands. :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

Erfan, @autophile is a bit psycho, though. Don’t you agree? And don’t worry. She can not answer. She has no energy left. We can say anything we want about her. :joy: And when she comes back, we can run away to Mexico, and sell oranges next to the highway. :expressionless:


It's more fun acting like fools, isn't it? (no offence, girls. Not you 🙂).

It seems not listening to them didn’t quite work out for us, did it? :joy:

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Meanwhile @boudicca
(Her original voice)

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Does this mean boudicca must tell the rest of story? :grin:

Just for the record. I am very sorry that you have to go through our story. Sorry, humanity! :slightly_frowning_face:

Ok, where were we? :joy: Your move, boudicca.

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Erfan, do you have any favourite film that I might have missed?

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