English Chit-Chat 🧑‍🎓

In case you’re looking for a Berserker :pinched_fingers:
She’s one of my fav ladies, but unfortunately, her two latest games hasn’t been released for PC

https://youtu.be/AnLEKI6S0JA

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Hmm. Send it to me. :smile: No, no, teach me how to do it myself. But no, I’ll figure it out on my own. :sunglasses:

:unamused: You just don’t like these kinds of books, that’s all.

Yes. :slightly_smiling_face:

Now, are you calling people by their names? You mean you care who you’re talking to? From when? Why? I wonder. :thinking:

  • No, I don’t, mom.

You’re welcome, geek. :grin:

Shoot!

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Yes, for sure!!

It’s a big file, so I don’t think you want to download 65mb. Let me show you the software and a sample of the audio file. Sometimes the words are unrecognisable, but it works for me most of the time.

I wish this was the case. I’m a 100% authentic example of a lazy bastard. :smiling_face_with_tear:

Damn you, Erfan… Sorry. Force of habit. I meant dammit. :frowning:

I assumed you and the other person that I am trying to pretend I don’t know her name, didn’t want to announce your first names publicly. (I don’t even know what I’m saying. :slightly_smiling_face:)

I didn’t want to invade your privacy. :sweat_smile:

It was great, geekess :smirk:

My internet is shit right now (excuse my French :slightly_smiling_face:)

Thanks. Gotta give it a go.

Your assumption was accurate. Thanks for that. I just wondered what’d happened you started addressing people by name. You said it didn’t matter to you who they were as long as they just typed sth.That’s all. Curiosity sometimes gets the better of me. But I don’t care anymore. All I feel is a sense of drowsiness.

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I said I don’t ask people’s names (and I never did). What I was trying to say is that I don’t want to ask personal questions, even about the names. If they just participate in the thread, then they are my friends and I respect them. But I don’t care who they are, even if they lie about themselves. Do you think this is a bad thing?

If you’re sleepy, just go to bed. (You’re fast asleep right now, aren’t you? and I’m talking to myself :grin:) But, man, I cannot concentrate tonight. Have you ever felt you are losing consciousness? I’m like that right now. :neutral_face:

(Erfan just commited Harakiri)


Btw guys, I’m not as charming as you or know a better way of speaking, but if you don’t mind me asking, I’m eager to know about your careers. What’re your occupations? Because I may wanna start a new career and may need a couple of hands if you have extra hands and fingers to lend me. It’s related to English learning on YouTube and your English skills are beyond me (the idea is new).

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@boudicca is a student, I think. @autophile is a retired old woman, I’m sure. And I am dying soon, probably. I don’t have a job at the moment, and I cannot have one, right now. I’m physically in a bad condition. I cannot say a sentence without going out of breath. But I would be more than happy to hear about your idea and help, if it’s possible (or stole it, if it’s not possible).

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Ok, let’s talk about a serious subject which the girls can participate in it, then we, the boys, go back to deciphering the message of “Alfredo the salad” (I just made myself laugh :joy:).

“Most people are stupid”; I bet you’ve heard this sentence a lot before. Guilty enough myself about using and misusing this sentence in various occasions, I can say there’s a bit of exaggeration involved, but to be fair, there’s no smoke without fire, as they say. The question is what’s your definition of stupidity? Is it when people have different opinions from you? Or it’s just the lack of knowledge, or maybe inability to understand other people? What do you think? What’s the most stupid thing that a person can do?

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Marvelous! We can make a good team of retards.
I don’t need any of you recording your face or voice. I’ll do that, it’s my career, and I already have the experience. I wanna know how much time you have to watch my videos and contribute in building a community?! How?! Here we go:

My channel will have two sections. One will contain entertaining & informative videos in Persian. The 2nd section will teach English from the 1st section videos, containing most dialogues, grammar, slang, Idioms, and Idiots :joy:. That’s the part I want you guys to participate in. You need to watch the first section videos, find phrases, words, or sentences worth talking about; next, add explanations, synonyms, and information to them, then gimme your worksheet. I’ll start the recording and make a video of what you found valuable to talk about them. I also give a shout-out to all who helped in making the video in the description.

The first section’s video length will be 5 mins and up to 30 mins. But the learning videos will be just some cuts from the English parts of the video and teaching them to audiences.

Nice topic to talk about. Stupidity in my point of view can’t have a proper definition, but I refer it to people who can’t see a reason in anyone that is swimming in an opposite flow of something. There are many people on the world doing the same thing and stepping on the same road as others, but when they see someone taking another road (especially if nobody’s gonna risk taking that path), they start mocking that person. I consider these people stupid!

The rest could be just crazy maniac insane sadistic people :joy:

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I see. What does the job pay? (:smile: Yeah, I should have waited a little before asking this question, but you know, I can use a little extra money for my funeral. Wait a minute! :neutral_face: Did you just ignore I’m dying? Anyway, no, I’m not dying, thanks for asking. :expressionless:)

Didn’t you start to know me a little? I cannot make myself to read. Now you tell me to write?

I don’t need any of you recording your face or voice.

Good decision. Because I’m bald and when I’m in front of camera it’s like camera being faced towards the sun. But I have a beautiful voice (Had? Yes, that sounds about right).

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I ain’t ignored you, nor tried to show care. The pay? :smile: only if we get the channel to monetization and earn something out of it.

Nevermind, let’s leave it here.

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I don’t promote listening to music in a deafening volume in anyway. Turn down the music. :grin:

I’m happy you enjoyed it. Now that you liked it, you owe me a new post on this thread (It’s another blackmail :smile:).

:expressionless:
Before I say something, let me inform you that the second part of your sentence is actually the definition of “ignoring”. :grin: But who cares? I don’t care about my health either. :smile:

Anywho…
I don’t want to be a source of discouragement in any way to you. I was just joking around. Unless when I mentioned “stealing your idea” (you said it was a new idea, didn’t you?), you changed it to just recording videos. It doesn’t sound “new” to me.
You said you are thinking about changing your career, and payment is a necessary part of a career, isn’t it? Are you trying to ditch us already? :neutral_face:

(My previous job was interrogating criminals. :slightly_smiling_face:)

I’m just joking, mate. If you enjoy doing something without even payment, you absolutely should do it, if it’s your passion. Nobody can live without passion (Actually they can. They’re called miserables).

:tulip::tulip::tulip:

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you build nice community .when i read your words I always laugh .I want to participate your topics. you have a fun group i like it😊

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:expressionless:
If you want to be a part of our group, you must pass an important procedure first. I hope you understand the importance of this.
Ok. The procedure is this:

You must know that we are idiots.
You know now? Great! You’re in.

You can talk about everything you want.
You can ask about everything you like.
You can answer every question you desire.

I’m here to reply. :grin:

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Dammit. Ok, we’re even. It’s beautiful. :smile:

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its a good place and democracy dominates on it :blush:

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Democracy? :expressionless: Don’t put ideas into their heads. I’m the rule here. Whatever I say, they must say “yes, sir”.

(Guys, I’m sorry. I went too far. :slightly_smiling_face:)

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oh you said that we talk about everything :grin:. you are dictator .anyway we have much of them and i cant stand a ruler

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:joy:
Bear with me. Did you know that the dictator of Cambodia, Pot Pol, would kill everybody who wore eyeglasses, because they didn’t like intellectuels.

I don’t look like a dictator now, do I?

Hang on a minute…
You don’t wear glasses, do you? :expressionless:

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unfortunatly i wear eyeglasses too. big eyeglasses😁
i used to say that i have a powerful eye
i get used to bearing you like other dictators and i have to :grin:
my writing isnt perfect like you i appreciate for your patience

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