Well…
Then you should thank God for not being born in Pot Pol’ regime for now. 
(Tomorrow you can take that back when you realised you’re in Iran 
)
By the way, never repeat the last sentence you wrote here anywhere else. That’s just an excuse to avoid writing. Study English and use it and never feel sorry for yourself even if you’re not good at it. Winners have strong minds.
Who told you I’m perfect? I can see my errors, but I don’t care about them. You can find them later.
thanks my friend for all of your words .they get me warm 
You’re so sharp dude, I admire that.
I’m just tired a bit and don’t feel like talking. I guess @boudicca and @autophile have injected me with their poisonous tentacles. Also, they made me desperate to keep the story going on. Alferedo “The Salad” Pesto, is still looking at the radar and grinning, while these two main character are numbed and paralized (my minds getting warming up in using the learned words).
About the idea, no worries, I just realized I should do it alone as I’m low on budget and should rely on myself till I get to a point I can afford paying staff and building a team. There’s nothing wrong about you, lad.
Finally, we found a role for @boudicca 's (the cruelest warrior of the galaxy) sister. I’ll consider that.
I hope you never find the martial art master. Then, we can’t even look at you from a far away distance
ALRIGHT EVERYONE
We’ll continue the story from tomorrow. I’ll come up with something good and I expect you to be idiots, maniacs and beyond that by all means. Especially you @boudicca @autophile two (even in silenct). Anyone who goes against the rules, we have @mashreghi1 to take care of him/her.
Legends has it that I am a genius (but my friends say I’m not too far from being counted as mentally retarded).
Yeah, they’re a couple of party poopers. They have “lives”. 
Who has life these days anymore? Right?
@far-reaching-analyst
Congratulations! You are honoured to take part in the worst screenplay in the galaxy (if I’m being optimistic). You are being chosen to play the part of @boudicca’s sister. Do not forget these days, because if you can actually participate in our story, you’re going to be a disgrace to your own pride, and you will hate yourself for the rest of your life (or lives, if it’s going to be another one after this one). Good luck! And I am sorry! (But not as sorry as you when you write your first part). 
I promise I’m going to be strict, and I won’t show any mercy if they don’t follow the rules.
And I’m surer (if it’s a word) you guys are completely aware that I can do pretty much nothing to you from where I am.
i really praise ms @boudicca and it will be my honour if i be a her sister 
Not a good start, Shokoufeh. She’s the worst villain of all.
Yep! It’s quite pesky. You want to think but that’s not possible. I loathe not being able to think properly.
I’m a college student. Until four months ago, I had a job but now I’m just one unemployed individual. Even so, I don’t think I’d be able to be a helping hand for you. I’ve got to concentrate on learning skills that’ll eventually help me get my much-wanted career. I’m sorry, tho.
Suffice it to say that stupidity, in my point of view, can be dubbed as a tendency, an inclination, whether that be intentional or unintentional, toward accepting or worse believing in things, ideas, or concepts without taking the time to think them over to which we, human beings, are all prone.
I mayn’t be able to read all the messages for a while. That said, in case you wanted to talk to me just tag me.
À bientôt. 
Yep! It’s quite pesky.
Aye! You took crystal meth too?
I’ve got to concentrate on learning skills that’ll eventually help me get my much-wanted career.
What’s your most wanted job? (I don’t mean you but the only favourite job for a lot of girls is being married to a rich man. I’m sure you just said “Know your audience!”).
Girls, I only feel guilty when I make you to leave a comment here. So I don’t think I’m going to bother you anymore. Whatever you’re doing, I wish you the best of luck, and if by any chance you had time, write something for us from now on.
*** THE STORY CONTINUES ***
(I’ve come up with something, @mashreghi1 and @far-reaching-analyst can carry on with the rest. Use the best of your brain)
Suddenly flashed in his mind… “WHAT WAS THAT?” said Craig with eyes wide. “Am I being manipulated? Or under control?” 
He shook his head and kept moving to find a Yoda-like master 
“I told you not to come out of your room 
,” said @boudicca to her sister
Why, dear brother, Mongol? What should I be afraid of while my brother leads an army of Genghises? (Did you get it, guys?)
Oh, my little sister, you know NOTHING! You’re a goddess in our tribe, and… my weakness; I can’t let those refugees get hands on you! We are connected mentally, if they get you and bother you in any way, I’ll go “BERSERK” and may kill everyone in the universe. We also don’t know where the hell that lizard @autophile and her son are. They escaped, I could see those bloody eyes in “Aqdas” (@autophile’s name for not being cooperative) calling for revenge after seeing me rip her husband into four pieces. I can’t deny the excitement I had, but those eyes… WERE TERRIFYING! I’m worried about you @far-reaching-analyst (You’ll get a chance to name your character before the GODs decide it)
“I hope you are wandering somewhere unfamiliar and die alone, Aqdas,” whispered Mongol
On the way… Alfredo was thinking about Aqdas; she was blocking signals on the radar from an unknown location. “It might be where Craig was heading,” thought Alfredo. He pushed the gas pedal, and the horse started running faster. He still had time, so he didn’t mind keeping the “Turbo” mode untouched.
Aqdas was thirsty, didn’t know what to do? Errors were flying in her memory… glitching. She tried to concentrate, but she couldn’t remember anything. She smashed a rabbit, opened its guts and drank blood to quench her thirst. It was tasty. “I’m sure I couldn’t bear the taste of blood before,” she thought. “Weird!”
Meanwhile… @boudicca @mashreghi1 @autophile and @far-reaching-analyst were rolling over the floor laughing 
and thinking what should they, or others come up to make the story’s ending astonishing.
(Sorry guys, I’m a brain-dead person. We can have a romantic happy ending, or in the worst way depending on your decisions and story telling)
hi my friend. thank you for your question .these days unfortunately I have involved a work and I don’t have time or I cant manage several things. I really enjoyed of your hilarious forum . if I get chance I will participate your topics
I’ll see what I can do tomorrow.
My bodily functions are shutting down right now. 
“if I get chance I will participate your topics”
It’s alright. Come back whenever you are ready.
(I couldn’t use quotation marks of the forum, so I put it myself.)
You expected to be a young fluffy wild savage lady, and be the cruelest warrior of the galaxy?
If you don’t write your fate, others might decide your destiny. I always have something in my sleeves. I can change the story anytime, but first you must promise me you’ll participate in the story.
Since I lost my sense of humour temporarily, I tried to be a little understanding, and not be annoying for once. But you are always supportive (you too, Erfan and Ghazanfar). I appreciate that.
We can do something about that later (Oh, my sense of humour is coming back 
).
My definition of stupidity doesn’t have anything to do with education, the ability to earn money or how fast you can react to something. It is very simple. If you cannot see the consequences of your actions, however close or far, you are stupid. It’s like seeing the future. I think, deep down, people associate being smart with predicting the future events. In the past, when people wanted to say that someone is very great, they would always add a little sense of future-telling to their character. Even now when we want to impress others, we pretend we know what is going to happen.
Once, I was watching a loud argument. After a while I asked one of them why are you fighting with him over nothing? She said I don’t want him to think he’s right. I didn’t ask anything after that. It was the end point of being stupid, I thought. When you prefer to disturb your peace of mind (and anyone’s around you) just to gain an idiotic feeling of fake satisfaction, you must be mind numbingly stupid. You must know nothing about the consequences of your actions. So, always check your preferences, and what is going to happen, unless you’re stupid.
I intend to become a professional translator at the moment, but I may one day go for a job like a professional international interpreter as wel; however, I’m not quite sure about this last one just yet. I’ll have to take a lot of things into consideration before even giving it a go.
Thanks, by the bye, for respecting my wish. 
Did you know there’s a rare potion to change the sexuality in the galaxy and I’m the only person who has it?! You have no idea what I can come up with to get your hands on it in the story, but I feel unmotivated atm to continue the story as you guys seem busy or not willing to participate.
I also have works to do, but keeping going with the story, helps me to develop and improve my ENG skills. It’s fine, anyway. I’m not forcing anyone, because I don’t want to be look like a stupid person
Oh! So… not any rich boy in you class? I’m sorry. 
What are you talking about? Hang on… Am I a genie again?
You mean, talking about marrying a rich man is disrespecting or not tagging you? I disrespect a lot, so I’m a little confused. If it’s tagging, didn’t you realise I did that on purpose? If you don’t read our comments, we will talk behind your back all the time. I am not going to take any appointment to talk to you. And to answer your following question that you are going to ask… Yes I am that shallow.
Man, to be honest I think our story is not for the girls. I know them for a few years now (yes, since they were little babies), so I don’t want to picture them as goofy and stupid as myself. 
The story is better to be ours. On the bright side, we can sell it to Marvel studio later (to hell with DC ).
یه زمانی هر روز صبح با طلوع خورشید کارمو با این آهنگ شروع میکردم.
Calum Scott - You Are The Reason
Ok. I read somewhere, there’s a fine line between confidence and arrogance. But I think these are completely two different things, because they aim at different goals. What do you think? What’s the difference between a confident and an arrogant person?
(Being an arrogant bastard myself, I might confront you for whatever you say.)
@flamboyant-desert Did you hit the like button because I said I’m an arrogant bastard? What the hell, woman?! 
You don’t hit the like under a question and go away. You must answer it. I think I’m gonna cut someone today .
I’m joking, of course. Answer it if you want. But don’t worry, nobody reads the comments here. Even Erfan. And What’s-her-face wants us to tag her for reading them. So we’re good. No judgement.