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ویدئو RANT
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متن انگلیسی RANT
Alright! Alright! Alright!
Ladies and gentlemen
Last year I was talking to a girl and she said:
Based on science…
Women are five times smarter than men.
And I remember back in those days I was like
Come on! That’s bullshit…
Get the hell out of here.
But exprience taught me something else
I figured out holy Moly she was right as hell
You know why?!
Because no matter how genius you are…
How amazing you are…
How great you are as a man…
There’s gonna be always a woman
Who manipulates the sh*t out of you
I’m hearing people are saying oh come on…
Okay!
Let me ask you a question.
Women?
Tell me…
How many times…
This week…
Your men said sorry?
How many times?
One million times
Ten million times
Or even more, right?
BUT!!!
Men!!
Tell me!
How many times your women…
Said sorry?
From the beginning of your relationship…
Until now?
I’m gonna give you a minute.
Go ahead and think about that. Come on!
Whatever, I’m telling you.
Almost none…
I can hear women are saying
Oh no!
That’s not right!
We said sorry dozens of times.
Really?!
You said that?
Jesus!
Alright! Chill!
I’m not saying you’re not gonna say sorry!
All I’m saying
Women will say sorry When something extreme happens.
Like driving the husband’s car
Into the wall of the neighbour
Oh honey!
I’m sorry.
Actually I crushed your car into the wall
I’m so scared.
Wh…W…Wha…WHAT???
Wha…Wait!
Did you crush my car?
What?!
YOUR CAR?
I’m saying I’m scared…
What is wrong with you?
How dare you?!
And at the end, the guy must say sorry
Because the wife destroyed his long-life fortune…
Because women know how to turn things
Againts you!
That’s how smart they are…
Okay!
Nothing’s wrong with that.
That’s why I’m saying they’re smart.
Do you need an example?
Alright!
Let me exemplify it for you.
Your wife wants to visit her parent’s house
On the weekend
But!!!
You are a freelancer
And you have a project to work on
Women get what they want through 5 steps…
- She asks for it
She comes to you and says
Honey?
Can we visit my parent’s house on the weekend?
And since you have this project
That you have to work on
You’re gonna say
I’m sorry honey, I just can’t
And she will be like
Okay.
Which brings us to the second step.
- She whines for it
She’s gonna go
Y’know? I missed my mom.
And again you can’t because you are freelancer
And you have to do sh*t on the weekend
So you say…
Sorry honey, but unfortunately I’m so busy I can’t
So she’s gonna go…
Okay!
Which brings us to the third step
- She cries for it.
I personally don’t know how exactly women can cry
Anywhere…At any time… at any moment…
I remember I was watching titanic
And Jack was drowning and I was like
What the hell is wrong with these people?
Just get on top, throw her off
And just save yourself dammit
By the way she’s gonna go " I know…okay"
“All I wanted was to visit my parents”
This step is gonna be a little bit challenging for men
You know why?
Because when you are on your guard
And you try not to get punched
It’s hard to comfort a crying lady without satisfying her needs
But
But, since the project is so important
You have to say…
I’m sorry honey, I just can’t do it.
Which…
Makes her leave the room
Comes back with step number four…
She gets intimate to you
She comes to you
Touches you
Kisses you
And tries to hug you.
OH BOY!!!
OH BOY!!!
For men…
This is the ultimate challenge
Because that’s how our brain is wired.
We are perverts
But…But…BUT!!!
That goddamn project is no joke man!
You’re gonna lose a lot of money,
You’re gonna get fired
So again you’re gonna be like…
Alright honey! I just…
I just…
I just can’t do it… Alright?
Which makes her go to step number five
- She’s gonna get angry about it.
OH BOY!!!
OH BOY!!! You’re screwed….
She’s gonna start yelling at you:
And attacking your weaknesses. Like:
You are so full of yourself
You are egotistic
You are so selfish
You don’t love me anymore
And on and on and on…
Guys if you heard these things from a woman.
And you fell for it
You felt like
Maybe I’m too selfish
Maybe…Maybe…
Maybe I’m being a jerk…
Or something like that
Oh sh*t, you lost the game.
If you said sorry because you felt guilty
Again
You lost the game.
But I’m hearing people are saying.
But how exactly can I win this game?
Simple
When she snaps…
You don’t snap back
You just say.
Honey!
I know you’re upset, okay?
I just want you to know that I love you so much.
But right now you’re so angry and
I feel like it’s better for us to discuss this later
Maybe when you’re calmer
No I’m calm.
I just talk like this all the time
I’ve never been calmer than this.
Alright
Alright
We can discuss this later
Love you
Okay?
And you just leave
If you’re on the phone just hang up the phone
If you’re in a room just leave
Don’t look back, don’t listen to her.
Of course you’re gonna be fu*ked
Because she’s not gonna forget that
BUT!
Just enjoy the moment.
Just go out
Celebrate
Have a drink or something
You won the game!
And that was your first time
Believe it or not, if you master this skill
I promise you
You’re gonna have a long-lasting
Amazing relationship
You know why?
Becasue yeah, yeah, yeah…
They’re yelling at you
But every woman in the world
Loves a man in control
دیگر
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